Lifehack: When you get sacked from a job, save the department email list.

OH, HAI!  I JUST CONNECTED TUMBLR TO MY BLOG!

I was sacked on Friday, told that I wasn’t good enough at a job I’ve had since a week before the 2 week Christmas/New Year’s break, and for which I’ve been asking for coaching help and feedback every goddamned day.

I’ve been depressed all weekend.  Didn’t see the kids.  Felt like shit.

Today, I woke up really angry, and sent the following email to my former coworkers, individually, and to the department group email ( Translated from the French in Italics, bold sections…deliberate exaggeration.)

To: [Varia]
From: >THIS asshole<
Subject: A Parting Word to my Dear Colleagues

I just wanted to share a couple of words with you, as I leave:

FUCK YOU!

THURSDAY YOU WERE ALL TELLING ME WHAT A PART OF THE TEAM I WAS…LAUDING ME FOR HANDLING THAT PHONE CALL…TELLING ME A FEW DAYS PRIOR THAT IT WAS LIKE I HAD ALWAYS BEEN PART OF THE TEAM.

FRIDAY, I’M HOME SICK, LYING IN BED AND IN PAIN AND WHAT HAPPENS, LISE [Redacted] PHONES ME TO TELL ME I’M OUT.  SACKED BECAUSE I’M NOT SMART ENOUGH TO WORK WITH YOU

WHAT HAPPENED TO TEAMWORK?  WHAT HAPPENED TO COACHING?  AND I DON’T MEAN TINA SIGHING AND MOANING DOWN THE LINE WHENEVER I ASKED HER TO SHOW ME SOMETHING.

YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF WORTHLESS FUCKING HYPOCRITES!  INSTEAD OF HELPING ME, INSTEAD OF HIGHLIGHTING MY PROBLEMS AND COACHING ME YOU KICK ME OUT OF MY ASS.

JUST TO LET YOU KNOW: MY EX-WIFE WON’T LET ME SEE THE KIDS ANYMORE BECAUSE I LOST MY JOB; I DON’T QUALIFY FOR EMPLOYMENT INSURANCE, AND I HAVE TO GO ON WELFARE – TO TRY AND SUPPORT MY PENSIONER SISTER.

YOU FUCKING BUNCH OF LOUSY SHITBAGS!  YOU DID THIS TO ME!  YOU FUCKED ME UP THE ASS AND LEFT ME TO DIE!

WELL I GOT NEWS FOR YOU: THE [Name of Organization taking over our Organization] TEAMS MAY BE FINE AND ALL, BUT UPPER MANAGEMENT ARE A BUNCH OF TOXIC, ABUSIVE BASTARDS!  I HOPE YOU ALL LEARN THE HARD WAY JUST WHAT IT IS TO BE TREATED LIKE SHIT FOR DOING YOUR BEST AT A JOB YOU FUCKING LOVED!

FUCK YOU ALL!

I HOPE YOU ALL REMEMBER ME AS THE FAT MAN YOU FUCKING STABBED IN THE BACK.

Your brother in Christ,